Behold the Oracle's wisdom:Personality type: Asshat
You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink double espresso are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.
Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name
Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better
Glasses, check. Coffee shops, check. Angry liberal opinions about issues I don't understand, check. Drinks with foreign name, check. (Why's it so hard to get a freakin' caipirinha in this town?) Locally owned coffee shop I claim to like better, check.
You think I should change my name to Dzheph?
[via New Kid on the hallway]
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