10 things

1. Spent my sixth birthday in traction with a broken femur.
2. In fourth grade, taught English to three Cambodian immigrant kids by playing Uncle Wiggly.
3. Was shocked by residential power lines while climbing a tree, immediately after joking, "I'm going to touch those power lines!"
4. Taught knot-tying at Boy Scout summer camp.
5. Played Monty Python's "I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio" on the radio.
6. Got into graduate school at Berkeley with an undergrad GPA of 2.4.
7. Cited Tron and Dr. Suess in refereed journal papers. (SpongeBob's next.)
8. Fell out of an airplane from 15,000 feet.
9. Been told "Would you just shut up for a minute!" by my dean. Before tenure.
10. Ate bees. After tenure.

[via Anomalous Data and New Kid and everyone else on the planet]

Comments

[Nana Decomposition]

Not bad for a first time play of this game, but surely you can avoid those ten mistakes on second trial. You should probably do a replay.