Are you a computer science PhD, or just about to be? Do you think that "fox" and "stock" should always be spelled with four capital letters? Do you like corn?
As Sariel says, the UIUC computer science department is looking for new theory and algorithms faculty, preferrably of the core FOCS/STOC variety. (Sorry, fellow geometers, we're all full up.) Theory students and postdocs, please apply. Theory faculty, please encourage your students and postdocs to apply—and why not apply yourself while you're at it? Feel free to send me email if you're interested or just want more information.